you eat cereal and pancakes for breakfast every morning and always have pie for dessert and sometimes you like to go sit out in the sunshine and try to tan and then you do tan and you're really happy but hot damn you looked great before so no one even knows why you started tanning in the first place but you look good either way so it doesn't matter. And you wrote this book, this really great book, about a girl who finds love over the computer and is cockblocked by the ocean and it's just (cont)

You had me at pancakes for brekkie every morning alksnajlfvkhavk

Ahaha remember today when you learned how pale I was? LET ME HAVE COLOUR. I look like a ghost or a sheet of printer paper, or something equally as unattractive in tone.

omg

omg please continue faster

I need to know more about this book